Hey there, you guys! I’m Jon Kane! Welcome to my official website, where you can find out all sorts of things about me (Jon Kane) and my opinion on stuff, as well as where I’m going to be performing comedy.

This is going to be a holding area for any and all Jon Kane related projects that I’m working on at any given time, so make sure you keep coming back so that you don’t miss anything. I don’t know about you, but I hate it when I miss out on anything! Even if it doesn’t interest me specifically. Basically, you guys, what I’m saying is that missing out is the worst.

So there isn’t much in the way of Jon Kane type content AT THE MOMENT. But that will change soon. For one thing this place will look a lot prettier. You know when there’s a house being built on your street and you keep walking past and peering in to get an idea of what it’ll look like? That’s kind of where this website is right now. There are some walls, and the floors are kind of there, but there’s still lots of work for the illegal immigrant labourers to do! Back to work Pedro! Anyway, it’ll look better soon, I promise.

So where do we go from here, you guys? You have a few Jon Kane options. You can have a look at my blog, which will be full of writing and thoughts and announcements and such like. Very Jon Kane-y. Oooh, or you can follow me on twitter – I make jokes there on the regular. Also, I’m super nice, so if you were to send me a message on twitter I would totally reply straight away, assuming I’m not busy doing something else. Oh, not interested in that? Okay.. well there’s the video section? It has embedded videos from my youtube channel, which is nice. You can basically watch me do standup comedy from the comfort of your own home. Modern technology is AMAZING! I’m also going to do some super secret video based projects in the future, and I’ll probably share those in the video section too.

Wait, you’re still not interested? Then it seems to me, friend, you’re probably here by mistake. That’s cool, we all make a wrong turn on google every now and again, and that’s fine. I’m not judging. You can just keep on keeping on, and I’ll Jon Kane-ing up the place and we’ll both get on with our lives. I wish you every happiness, man, life’s too short to hold grudges.